Note-Worthy Headlines

Study Finds Most Audition Results Are Influenced by Uncontrollable Factors – Unless They’re Yours

Groundbreaking “Perfect Pitch Barbie” Here to Tell You She Has Perfect Pitch

Oh No! This Cello Couldn’t Order Wine on the Plane Because He’s Not 19 Yet

Ambitious? This Composer’s New Year’s Resolution is to Write a Perfect Cadence in 2023

Inspiring! Clarinetist Completes 1000 Hours of Considering Practicing

Jonas Kaufman Nails Mariah Carey’s Classic Aria, “All I Want For Christmas”

This Collaborative Pianist is Totally Okay with Being Called “The A-Word”

“Sorry, the Microphone on My Laptop Isn’t Very Good” Says Flautist Who Literally Always Sounds Like This

Breaking: Soprano Dies After Double-Siding Music For Pianist

Wow! This Violinist Rosined His Bow and Still Sounds Like Shit

Cellist Saves Up Enough Exposure to Put a Down Payment on a House

Harry Potter Tired of Having His Music Credited to Shostakovich

Heartbreaking: Singer Refers to Her Pianist as “Accompanist”